Momma (M): Reli, there's a fly on the window screen!
Reli (R): Shoo fly! (waving arm as if shoo-ing a fly away)
M: What's he doing inside our house?
R: He's working.
M: Working at what?
R: Tummy time. . . Bug flew away.
(5 minutes later)
R: Where is the "shoo-fly"? Working in the studio.
We were in the kitchen and Reli was hungry (as usual).
R: Want some kitty cat beans.
M: Kidney beans?
R: Yeah.
M: What color are kidney beans?
R: Red!
M: What color are black beans?
R: Black! (said sarcastically)
M: What color are garbanzo beans?
R: Kind of . . . airplane.
These days are funny, even when they are not always fun.
